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Hosed (Unabridged) - Lili Valente & Pippa Grant

By Lili Valente & Pippa Grant

Release Date: 2019-01-07

Genre: Comedy

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The worldā€™s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

Heā€™s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

Heā€™s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan Oā€™Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sisterā€™s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, Iā€™m the worldā€™s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And heā€™s the worldā€™s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I canā€™t seem to control my libido when heā€™s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe theyā€™re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. Iā€™m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
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Hosed (Unabridged) - Lili Valente & Pippa Grant

By Lili Valente & Pippa Grant

Release Date: 2019-01-07

Genre: Comedy

(0 ratings)
Play Full Download
The worldā€™s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

Heā€™s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

Heā€™s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan Oā€™Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sisterā€™s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, Iā€™m the worldā€™s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And heā€™s the worldā€™s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I canā€™t seem to control my libido when heā€™s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe theyā€™re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. Iā€™m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
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